If tomorrow you find yourself in a sixth dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity, where particles move faster than time and time machines allow you to travel to visit distant people and places, you’ve most likely entered, not the Twilight Zone, but the Morgantown Zone, where guest lecturer Ronald Mallett, a University of Connecticut physicist, will talk about the science(?) of time travel.

It is my understanding that West Virginia Mountaineer football coach Bill Stewart will be in attendance. He hopes to turn back time to Saturday night so that his team can have another chance to hold on to the football.