While I regularly pretend to know nothing about football with comments like “is that the sport with the oblong ball?,” I occasionally give myself away as a football fan, even as I deplore its undue importance to higher education.

Today I want to go on record as being a Marshall University football fan who is pleased with the hiring of “Doc” Holliday as the new head coach, even as I note the absurdity of a $600,000 per year salary for teaching young men how to hang on to an oblong ball.  (Having said that, hanging on to an oblong ball can be quite a feat.  Just ask any Mountaineer fan who watched the Auburn game.)

Besides having a cool nickname, Doc Holliday seems to have made favorable impressions virtually everywhere.  Yet despite this, I’m reading vitriolic comments from both the Marshall University and West Virginia University faithful attacking the choice because of this local boy’s toils for West Virginia University or his new-found allegiance.

Unless they are playing Marshall University, I cheer for the Mountaineers.  Unless they are playing West Virginia University, most of my Mountaineer friends cheer for the Herd.  I really don’t understand the ill will of some fans toward the other school.

This is one MU and WVU fan who wishes Doc Holliday the best.

PS: For those of you wondering from whence the title of this post comes, those words are reputed to have been the last ever uttered by the other, only slightly-more-infamous “Doc” Holliday.

Yet another development on the “Good Money from Not-So-Good Benefactors” front:  According to the Coal Tattoo blog, members of the West Virginia University student chapter of the Sierra Club presented a petition yesterday to President Clements signed by 1,100 faculty, staff, students and Morgantown residents urging him to reject future donations from coal CEOs Bob Murray and Don Blankenship and demanding that the faculty chair funded by Murray be named for the people who died in the Crandall Canyon Mining disaster, rather than the person whose negligence caused their deaths.

While I am generally sympathetic to the Sierra Club cause, I think their opposition to these gifts is wrong-headed.  In my perfect world, West Virginia University, which actually has a competitive advantage in the field of energy research, would become a leader in the alternative and renewable energy fields.  To do that, they need money from people in the energy industry – and for good or ill, that includes people like Murray and Blankenship, who at least understand the potential benefits of energy research, even if their statements about global warming and other issues are far afield.

It would be great if higher education institutions never took money from benefactors who did not-so-good things, but we wouldn’t have some of the world’s finest educational institutions without the benefit of some ill-gotten gains – Duke University (built by tobacco), Carnegie Mellon University, and Rockefeller University, just to name a few.

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It is good to see West Virginia University focusing on the institution’s impressive research efforts in its lead website news story today.  It seems Dr. Julian Bailes, a researcher with the Blanchette Rockefeller Neurosciences Institute at WVU, has had his research on the impact of football injuries recognized in a leading medical journal.  Which one, you ask?

Sports Brain (a)   The Journal of the American Medical Association?

(b)   The New England Journal of Medicine?

(c)   Brain: A Journal of Neurology?

(d)   The Journal of Neuroscience?

(e)   GQ?

If you guessed (e), you, of course, are correct.  In between articles titled “Why We’re Wild About Olivia Wilde: A Sexy Video and Exclusive Photos,” “I Kissed a Teenage Lesbian (and I Liked It)” and “Me Talk Presidential One Day” (I wonder which of these three links is destined to become my blog’s most clicked link ever) is an article titled “Game Brain” about Dr. Bailes’s research.

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If tomorrow you find yourself in a sixth dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity, where particles move faster than time and time machines allow you to travel to visit distant people and places, you’ve most likely entered, not the Twilight Zone, but the Morgantown Zone, where guest lecturer Ronald Mallett, a University of Connecticut physicist, will talk about the science(?) of time travel.

It is my understanding that West Virginia Mountaineer football coach Bill Stewart will be in attendance. He hopes to turn back time to Saturday night so that his team can have another chance to hold on to the football.

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Late last week, the West Virginia University Foundation reported that the value of its investments dropped by about $100 million over the last year from slightly more than $400 million to slightly more than $300 million, or about 25 percent.  A day earlier, Harvard University and Yale University reported endowment losses of 27 percent and 30 percent respectively, while Columbia University reported a loss of only 16.1 percent.  Based on what I have been reading, schools with aggressive investment strategies lost the most over the past year.

I note in reviewing the WVU Foundation website that the Research Trust Fund is dead last on the gift priorities drop-down list and doesn’t even make the “donate online” list, even though the State of West Virginia matches those contributions dollar for dollar.  I thought research funding was one of WVU’s top priorities.  Does the Foundation not agree?  Whatever else you might say about Robert Murray, and a lot is being said, he made the most of his contribution to WVU.

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